Milf Lovers ! You would love to bang a milf, but are not
sure how to go about seducing one? I will give you some
invaluable tips, I speak from experience!!
PERSONAL PREPARATION (polishing your knob!)
Before going milf seducing, have a shower, make sure your nails are
short and clean. Put on a decent pair of jeans/trousers and a clean shirt
and underwear. A bit of aftershave, but don't overdo it. Appearances
are far more important to milfs than younger girls. A few condoms in you
pocket in case you get lucky!
Decide on a hunting ground. Friends moms are good,
so are your moms friends, but these can be a bit tricky for obvious reasons! Rather leave them until
you have a bit more experience with milfs.
1. Recreational clubs :-
Rove your eye over the milfs and pick one
that you want to roger. Smile when you see her and give a
friendly greeting, so she gets to know your face, she will be more receptive to
you when you are not a total stranger.
Get chatting and maybe invite her for a game of tennis, golf or
whatever. If that is not appropriate, casually say you are going to the
bar for a drink if she would like to join you. If she turns you down, then at
least there is no embarrassment, if the answer is yes, you are in!
2. In a pub :-
Once you have spotted a milf that looks like fuck
material, keep
looking at her until you catch her eye, then look away. Keep doing this and see
if she looks at you to see if you are looking at her. Next
time she looks at you smile, but don't stare. Casually walk over to her, say
"Hi, I am (whatever your name is) may I buy you a drink?" Her answer will let
you know if she is interested or not.
3. At work :-
Get onto a greeting basis with your fuckablemilf, and then have
the odd chat with her. If she appears to be friendly, towards knocking off
time, say something like "I could use a drink, care to join me?"
TREATING YOUR MILF
By now hopefully you and your milf have each got a drink.
Manners are important to milfs, so pour her drink, find her something to sit on,
light her cigarettes if she smokes.( No stupid stuff like flicking your zippo
lighter on your shoe! ) Watch your language and don't swear initially. Ask her name and use
it often. There is nothing as sweet to ones ears as their own name!
Listen to her every word as though what she has to say is important. Milfs
are so used to their kids and husbands not paying attention to anything they
have to say! Try and find a common interest and speak about that. If she is
responding well, order more drinks, but make sure you do not have too much
yourself. There is nothing as pathetic as a man with brewers droop! Pay her
the odd compliment but don't over do it. Do not ask her age! Do not
try any of the common corny pick up lines, be original! You want her to
think you are interested in her as a person, and NOT as a pussy on legs!
By now you should be getting on well and be relaxing in
each others company. Try touching her briefly as you emphasize a point.
Judge her reaction to being touched. Watch her body language towards
you. If she leans towards you all is well, another good sign is if she has
crossed her legs towards, not away from you.
Offer her a lift home, if she appears really keen, invite her
back to your place for a nightcap. (Remember to open doors for her, that goes
down well!) If she accepts your offer you can take it from there!
If not, tell her you have really enjoyed her company and can you have her phone
number. Believe me, getting a milf to fuck is well worth waiting
for!
NB. Make sure there are fresh sheets on the bed and
something cold in the fridge and I wish you a ball busting fuck!
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